Sakiro Suzuki

Sakiro Suzuki

First school day in an American School. The female Teacher introduces a new student. Sakiro Suzuki (son of Sony CEO).

The class starts.
Teacher : "Let's see who masters the American Culture History. Who said : GIVE ME THE FREEDOM OR THE DEATH".

It was quiet in the class. Suzuki raises the hand : "Patrick Henry  1775 in Philadelphia"

"Very good Suzuki. And who said : "The State is the people. The people may not go down.

Suzuki stands : "Abraham Lincoln 1863 in Washington".

The teacher looks at the students and says : "Shame you. Suzuki is Japanese and knows the American History better than you".

A voice is coming out from background : "Kiss my ass, you damned Japanese".

"Who said that ?" the teacher screams.

Suzuki raises the hand and without waiting he says : "General McArthur 1942 at Panama Canal and Lee Iacocca 1982 in the BOD meeting of General  Motor".

The class is super quiet From behind : "I must vomit"

The teacher screams : "Who was that ?"
Suzuki answers : "George Bush Senior to Japanese First Minister Tanaka during lunch in Tokyo 1991"

One of the students stands and screams angrily : "Blow me one".

The teacher upset : "Now stop. Who was that now ?"

Suzuki without blinking the eye : "Bill Clinton  to Monica Levinsky 1997 in Washington in oval room of White House".

Another student's stands and screams : "Suzuki damned you"

Suzuki says : "Valentino Rossi in Ryo at Grand Prix Motorcycle racing In South Africa 2002".

The class falls in hysteria, the teacher becomes unconscious. The door opens and the  principal comes in : "F**k, I have never seen such a mess"

Suzuki : "German Chancellor Schroeder after he was betrayed in the budget by Finance Minister Eichel".